corrupted wish

Subject: corrupted wish Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:26 am

this is a game type thing i seen on another forum and i thought is was good.

a person asks for a wish and the next person has to grant it but corrupt it as much as posible.

i'll start

i wish i could fly....

Subject: Re: corrupted wish Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:38 pm

i'll grant you that wish! poof and now you can fly! But then one day you're flying and a jumbo jet sucks you into its turbine engine and you know the rest. sucks for you.

I wish i could teleport!

Subject: Re: corrupted wish Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:09 am

ok its granted, but next week u will teleport into a warzone and be shot.

i wish i super sexy!

Subject: Re: corrupted wish Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:25 am

Wish granted: Sadly, only old, wrinkly men like you..

I wish I could time travel ^.^

Subject: Re: corrupted wish Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:18 am

Subject: Re: corrupted wish Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:30 am

granted, them u get killed by rayquaza while youre on a plane

i have no wish, now wat u gonna do? nothing!!! haha

Subject: Re: corrupted wish Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:31 pm

You're no fun!

I wish sudahi had made a wish!

Subject: Re: corrupted wish Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:34 pm

ok sudahi makes a wish but he wishes that u went to hell

i wish i was a gazilionare

Subject: Re: corrupted wish Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:38 pm

i'll grant you that wish!

but then you get caught by the police and get sent to jail because there's not even a gazillion dollars in the world and they found out you were counterfitting money!

I wish I had a nice warm cup of tea.

Subject: Re: corrupted wish Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:40 pm

ur cup of tea is actually a mutant cup of tea and it eats u

i wish george bush died

Subject: Re: corrupted wish Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:43 pm

I'll grant you that wish.

George Bush dies, but his son, George W. Bush, is still being a douche bag.

I wish I had a wii!

Subject: Re: corrupted wish Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:46 pm

wish granted

u wee on ur wii and ur wii breaks down

i wish my stupid neighbours moved houses!!!!

Subject: Re: corrupted wish Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:48 pm

poof! they move from the house on your right, to the house on your left!

I wish more people went to pokepokes.com

Subject: Re: corrupted wish Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:50 pm

1million people come to ur site!
but then they find out ur adress and bomb ur house
i wish i had a new workout machine!

Subject: Re: corrupted wish Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:01 pm

poof. you get a new workout machine but when you try to lift weights, the machine collapses on you and you break every bone in your body! A helicopter is then sent to take you to the hospital but as they are one their way back, the helicopter pilot gets shot by the copilot who is a terrorist who then crashes the plane on the White House, killing George W. and all his friends. Oh, and you die too. You are then buried next to George W. and spend the rest of your eternity lying next to him.

I wish i had a yamaha R6 sport motorcycle!